SEALED, FOR NOW

ZUMIX

ZUMIX

One tiny pull and the whole thing comes alive.

ZUMIX with wide eyes and a closed zipper mouth

pull down gently

CLICK. CLICK. CLICK.

There’s something
behind the teeth

ZUMIX does not roar. ZUMIX just watches the slider move.

ZUMIX eyes glowing in the dark

PULL WITH PURPOSE

The zipper has
three opinions

They change fast. You can ask nicely, but it will still decide.

ZUMIX giving a suspicious side-eye

First it checks the room.

MEME RUN — 10 WORLDS

Tap the controls, use a trackpad, or drag through the whole detour.

01 / 10
ZUMIX in a bright platform world with mushrooms and pipes
mushroom detour
ZUMIX racing through a blue loop with coins and flags
loop the loop
ZUMIX in a blocky green landscape
block by block
ZUMIX inside a colourful candy course
sugar shortcut
ZUMIX in a glowing pixel arcade landscape
insert coin
ZUMIX on a sunny path through a green valley
wrong way home
ZUMIX floating between colourful brick platforms in a storm
thunder level
ZUMIX standing in a dark arcade room under a lamp
after hours
ZUMIX at a glowing rune circle in forest ruins
the old save file
ZUMIX sliding through a colourful race circuit
finish nowhere

ONE SMALL HANDLE

Don’t pull it
halfway

The only way through is all the way through.

It’s waiting.
ZUMIX with an angry stare

THE ONLY THING TO REMEMBER

Hold the slider.
Not the noise.

Contract address will appear here once it has been confirmed.

Now zip it back up.

Or don’t. ZUMIX is still here.

For entertainment only. Nothing on this site is financial advice.

ZUMIX with sleepy half-lidded eyes and a closed zipper mouth